titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

(Source: syntheticmomma)

llllucy:

Me at parties

llllucy:

Me at parties

(Source: ceremonialize)

me at 10 pm: i should start heading to bed so i can wake up for school tomorrow
me at 11 pm: i need to head to bed now
me at 12: im going to regret this tomorrow
me at 3 am: no point sleeping now
me at 5 am: i could take a quick nap
me at 7 am: who the fuck let me stay up last night?

fuckyesdeadpool:

gforcejedi:

i’m sorry
i’m really sorry
but who the fuck is deadpool

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(Source: derezzcartes)

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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(Source: jacmirie)

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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asvpfentz:

This is a woman who tore her down any chance she got. And what does Rihanna ask you to do? Pray for her recovery. This is who I stan for. She has a loving and forgiving spirit (as shown above). She has a heart of gold. God has her in his hands. That’s why any weapon formed against her shall never prosper.

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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(Source: thatsociallyawkwardkid)

pyropeass:

theendis-nigh:

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

THIS. THIS. FUCK.

I FEEL THIS TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

molotowcocktease:

marcoereus:

I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter” to himself until he gets it right, and in that moment German sounds like pride. There’s nothing angry or ugly about a language that never says goodbye, only “until we meet again.”

Thank you for this

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

radiantasthesun89:

Huffpost setting people straight.

radiantasthesun89:

Huffpost setting people straight.

Actress Raven Symone enrolled in college for art classes. Here are some of the sketches and artwork she posted.

(Source: midniwithmaddy)